Having already given up his apartment and with Emily’s cousin kicking him out, Ross is homeless. Chandler and Joey are more than happy to let him move in with them but when he starts to get on their nerves they start to show him unsuitable apartments in an attempt to get him out. Phoebe dates a health inspector who keeps shutting the restaurants they go to. At first she revels in his power, but begins to tire when he starts shutting down her favourite restaurants and when it appears Central Perk is going to suffer the same fate Phoebe decides enough is enough. Rachel and Monica are invited to their new neighbor Danny’s party but Rachel is reluctant to go.

Росс поселяется у Чендлера и Джо. Фиби встречается с санитарным инспектором, который закрывает все посещаемые ими рестораны.

Emily’s demands become more and more unreasonable, so Ross tells her she’s got to trust him or their marriage won’t work. Emily then tells him she can’t trust him, and she and Ross decide to divorce. Monica and Rachel look for a waffle maker in the basement, the light falters and see a very hairy guy, who they mistake for a yeti. He then turns out to be their new neighbor, Danny. Phoebe receives a fur coat from her mother, at first she wants to get it cremated, but then starts to get attached to it.

Эмили требует от Росса все больше и больше, и их отношения окончательно разрываются. Моника и Рэйчел напуганы очень волосатым человеком, который после стрижки оказался симпатичным парнем Дэни.

Chandler and Monica go away for the weekend but spend the entire time fighting after Monica insists changing rooms whilst Chandler is watching a TV program. Ross tells Rachel about his agreement with Emily, and he and Rachel get into a fight. Joey finds out about Monica and Chandler’s relationship after Monica tells Rachel that she’s lost her eyelash curler, which was left in the hotel room.

Чендлер и Моника проводят вместе выходные, но в результате ссорятся. Росс говорит Рэйчел о требовании Эмили. Джо узнает об отношениях между Моникой и Чендлером.

Joey gets a job at a PBS telethon which prompts Phoebe to reveal that she hates PBS. He tells her that there is no such thing as a selfless good deed and she tries to find one to prove him wrong. Emily agrees to come to New York – if Ross promises to stop being friends with Rachel. When Rachel reveals that Monica said her new «secret boyfriend» (who is Chandler) was the «best sex she ever had», Chandler begins to gloat.

Фиби пытается совершить благородный бескорыстный поступок. Эмили соглашается приехать к Россу в Нью-Йорк, если тот пообещает больше никогда не видеться с Рэйчел. Джо участвует в благотворительном телемарафоне.